I have married you twice and would marry you again if I had the chance. Our love story is that of cat and electric mouse. It is the most beautiful I have ever heard for you are the most beautiful of souls I have ever met. To make you happy, I would do anything. To stop the tears from rolling down your cheeks and leave your sweet, sweet smile adorning your face instead- ah, to do that, I would move the world. I want to wake up every morning and find you next to me, deep asleep. I would watch you for hours on end, reveling in your adorableness and waiting for you to wake so I could glomp you and then make breakfast with you. Whenever I see shooting stars, there is only one wish I ever make- to spend all eternity with you.
These sudden declarations of love are the product of Lemmings and Pika having too much time on their hands. We thought it would be fun to write phony love letters from each other’s perspectives and send them. Hope you enjoyed reading them as much as we enjoyed writing them! Thanks for unknowingly participating in our joke. (And yes, gentlemen, Pika does love you. And Sloth is the most sugoi.)
First of all, you have my sincerest apologies for the lack of a reaction.
눈 눈........... (Pause to insert resentful stare)
NOW. That was a very amazing tail and the hammock was even better. Actually no, the hammock thing wasn't better at all, what am I saying. Whoa I lied to you, how do you feel about that, AHAHAHAHA, pretty bad I bet.
Quite the thing that was. Very interesting, you're very interesting.