Not even going to offer a vote, Malice?
As it stands it seems that, save for one, most of us agree with A/The Tale of Abandonment on a Moonlit Night still. Can we get to discussing And Then The Girl Went Mad now? I believe I saw A/The Tale of an Ending on a Moonlit Night suggested a few times. Would that work with everyone? Perhaps use that structure but make some minor adjustments?
If we're not going to concern ourselves with mirroring Abandonment too closely there are shorter alternatives we could try, but we'll see if everyone can be alright with that one first.