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(before i say anything, this is a joke please dont hurt me i have kids to feed 🥶🤌)
also this is based on this post on the crk wiki: https://cookierunkingdom.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000631522
**SLIGHT SPOILER WARNING**
If you are:
Selfish, have awful parents, were literally locked in a basement for the majority of your childhood BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT HANDSOME, the mature eww yucky one in your friend group, sexist, polyamorous, but charismatic, love to dance, and have retrograde amnesia,
You are Sateriasis Venomania!
If you are:
Strong-willed, love to eat, a cannibal, literally immune to poison because of all the disgusting crap you eat on the daily, also have awful parents, malicious, inconsiderate, the mom friend (literally), a girlboss, and are engaged to someone who is so pathetically weak they can't do anything at all,
You are Banica Conchita!
If you are:
Even more selfish and inconsiderate than the previous 2 people, have a twin brother who you occasionally switch clothes with so that the angry mob outside your door kills him instead of you, a spoiled brat, kill entire races of people because your fiance had a crush on ONE of them, proper, the queen of a country, and wear bright yellow at all times even during a funeral,
You are Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche!
If you are:
Clinically mentally ill, an insomniac, married to an asshole, love sleep, want to die, feel completely different from everyone around you, actually a doll, part Eve, and have massacred your entire hometown with a deadly poison,
You are Margarita Blankenheim!
If you are:
Strong but mentally unwell, cool-headed, weren't even phased after murdering an entire family of 4, good-natured and well-mannered, like tailoring/making clothes, assume the worst a lot of the time, actually in a different body than your own, and wear the clothes of the people you've killed,
You are Kayo Sudou!
If you are:
Cold and pragmatic, contradictory, want money more than justice, are a judge, have 2 daughters (one of which is actually a doll and the other is a murderer, are technically your own father because you commited sweet home alabama, are stingy, also have awful parents, and were killed by your murderer daughter,
You are Gallerian Marlon!
If you are:
Passionate, obsessed with justice to the point of vengefulness, an atoner, a serial murderer and part of an evil organization, killed your own father in the name of justice, hates studying and school, wants to destroy the world, a raging pessimist, have an incredibly sad backstory, hate your parents (understandably though), and love guns,
You are Nemesis Sudou!
Which were you in this totally-not-seven-deadly-sins-slander-personality-test?
(p.s. i'm nemesis /hj)
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Just a random idea that popped into my head, but what if some of the Pride Arc characters went to a modern-day high school? A lot of these ideas are based of stereotypical high school drama movies because yes.
Riliane - The spoiled brat/popular girl who thinks she owns the school
Allen - The friend who always goes along with the popular girl
Kyle - Popular guy, Riliane’s ex
Michaela - Innocent af, Clarith’s only friend, Rivals w/ Riliane
Germaine - Gets into fights a lot, Rivals w/ Riliane
Clarith - Lonely bullied girl, only friend is Michaela :’(
Ney - Mysterious and alone al the time, secretly working out how to destroy the school, Addicted to her phone
Yukina - Actually attends a local elementary school, exceptionally smart
Yeah ok you can go reply your ideas
Ik this is random but idc
POV: your trapped in a room with the EC villains (they can’t kill you). What is the first thing you say
So I had this random thought and wanted to know other people's opinions, so here we go!
If the characters we know and love had access to the entire music library from our world (is it the First Period, or the Fourth Period?), which song do you think would be their absolute favorite?
My thoughts: Behemo's go-to song would be Sweet Transvestite for The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why? Because I feel like he'd be that one guy with bizarre music taste that drives everyone crazy. I also think he'd relate to this song. Actually, I'm pretty sure he'd be obsessed with that movie and its entire soundtrack, come to think of it.
And I can easily see Banica jamming to Cannibal by Ke$ha.
What're your guys' thoughts?
Here's a list of powers I think a person could inherit if they were one of the other Climb One crew's Inheritors:
Sickle: The Inheritor would probably be a cyborg or full on robot
Eater: The Inheritor could turn into a skeleton and/or grow bony wings
Lich: The Inheritor would probably have the abilty to make anything come to life
Held: The Zvezdas are rumored to be Held's inheritors, but in the off-chance they aren't, I think the ability would be would be to turn into a tree
Giles: The Inheritor would be able to change their face
Around a month ago, a Youtuber by the name of Mario Gagabriel made a speedpaint video designing a Shadow version of Riliane. I want everyone's opinion on what the Personas of the main characters would be if they could summon one. Personally, I think all the Initial Personas of the Contractors would be just the Princes of Hell, but some suggestions I have for Ultimate Personas are:
Phoenix for Riliane. Cherubim for Sateriasis. Alecto/Themis/Nemesis for Nemesis. Megaera for Kayo. Odin for Gallerian Gashadokuro/Persephone for Banica. Enraenra for Margarita/Eve/Michelle.
and Irina's initial Persona would be Nekomata. Her Ultimate Persona would be Eris.
Has it ever been mentioned how the five God's were chosen? Being an AI didn't matter (Sickle), being a HER wasn't a disqualification (Levia), and experience didn't matter (Behemo). At this point my prevailing theory is they either drew straws or played a rousing game of 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'
I was super bored and started thinking about character alignments in the Evillious Chronicles. I even made one of those charts, see:
Like with a lot of people who do those memes, I just put a picture (from the wiki!) and a caption including a quote (again, from the wiki!) to illustrate their character and why they align with that form of morality. However, I figured I might as well go more in-depth with it:
Lawful Good=Queen Ann. Queen Ann is one of the few characters depicted in an entirely "good" light, at least on a moral level and who wants to work for a better world.
Neutral Good=Clarith. Clarith is a kindhearted person who loves helping others in need. She's perfect for Neutral Good.
Chaotic Good=Post-redemption Meta Salmhofer. She's willing to break all the laws/rules if it means her babies can have a better life.
Lawful Neutral=Allen. In Allen's eyes, nothing mattered except his sister's happiness. He could do good or bad things for her, but it didn't matter as long as she was happy.
True Neutral=Gammon. Gammon mostly just seems to want to prevent the dang apocalypse from happening, and somewhat rightly opts to not join in with the vague insanity going on in Evils Theater.
Chaotic Neutral=Elluka. Okay, this is the one where the quote speaks for itself. "I don't mind as long as I'm kept entertained." If that's not Chaotic Neutral, I don't know what is.
Lawful Evil=Nemesis. Embittered by past experiences, Nemesis believes that everything is unjust so she decides to make her own justice by killing everyone else. She's an excellent case of this alignment.
Neutral Evil=Pre-redemption Riliane. Before her redemption, Riliane was all about getting what she wanted at the expense of everyone else, making her a perfect fit for Neutral Evil (post-redemption, I'd say she gradually transitioned to True Neutral and then Neutral Good; Riliane must just be destined to be neutral XD).
Chaotic Evil=Banica Conchita. I think you all understand why I picked her for this one. All Banica wants to do is enjoy herself and there's no greater joy she has besides eating...especially eating people!
Now, the reason I bring this up isn't to show off the chart, but to start a fun discussion posing the question: What Character Alignment would you peg the EC characters as having? It can be any of the characters. Do you think I'm wrong? If so, what alignments would you class these characters in? Go wild! And no, you don't have to make a chart. Just list off or discuss the characters you want to talk about and tell me what alignments you classify them in.
I can't wait to see 'em! ^_^
I spent a week or two putting this together so I thought I'd share it :b (X)
It's just a recreation of the original pv but, hopefully, a little more pleasant to look at :b