O ho ho ho ho!
Come, and bow down to your princess!
Once upon a time, many years ago from now
There was a terrible kingdom time did not allow
Sitting at the very top, the woman who did reign
Was a pretty and petite girl only aged 14
Splendid lavish furniture decorated her home
As well as a servant who could pass as her clone
“Josephine” was what her favorite pet horse was named
Absolutely everything in the whole world she claimed
If we’re short on money, then there’s no need to fear
We can just take it from the idiots that live here
And if any of them don’t listen to my demands,
In that case, then I’ll soon have their heads!
Come, and bow down to your princess!
Evil, vile flowers bloom sweet and lovely
Vivid, vibrant colors bursting brightly
And as for the pitiful and monochrome weeds,
They’ll wither into nothing but nutrients for me
The tyrant princess fell in love with somebody
A man from a blue kingdom far across the sea
However, her affections weren’t returned
As a lovely green maiden had made this man’s heart burn
The princess’s jealousy had enveloped her heart
She felt all of her new emotions come apart
And she quietly whispered to the minister,
“I want you to know, that wretched green kingdom must burn”
The flames of the violence burned houses to the ground
The flames of the lives inside were swiftly put out
The people cried out suffering loudly through their tears
But their grief had fallen on deaf ears
“Oh, isn’t it about tea time?”
Evil, vile flowers bloom sweet and lovely
Maniacal colors bursting brightly
And as for how beautiful this little flower seems,
There’s large thorns surrounding it, it can’t be touched safely
At last, the nation’s people had enough
She had to be overthrown, though the task would be tough
And the person who commanded this vicious swarm,
Was a swordswoman clad in red armor, standing firm
All their built up anger was too strong to outlast
And it had enveloped the whole country oh so fast
The remaining soldiers were all tired from the war
None of them posed any kind of threat anymore
The court was surrounded, there was no escape to find
All of the servants had to quickly run and hide
And that cute and dainty princess who had caused the stir,
She was quickly captured in the blur
“Ugh, you disgusting barbarians!”
Evil, vile flowers bloom sweet and lovely
Melancholic colors bursting brightly
And as for the paradise built up all for she,
Of course it had collapsed, as brittle was its destiny
Once upon a time, many years ago from now
There was a terrible kingdom time did not allow
Sitting at the very top, the woman who did reign
Was a pretty and petite girl only aged 14
She was to be executed afternoon at 3
When the sound of church’s bells would now ring out for thee
The person who was named as the princess long ago,
One must wonder what she’d think, alone inside her hole
Finally, the time had come to cut the girl’s neck
The bells tolled once more to inform her of her end
And she said, without even laying eyes on the horde,
Such intriguing final words
“Oh, isn’t it about tea time?”
Evil, vile flowers scatter daintily
Vivid, vibrant colors bursting brightly
Nowadays, she still lives on with notorious fame
Known as the Daughter of Evil, a much better suited name
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i wrote these because they won this poll i had made on my old account: which song should i write lyrics for next | Fandom
feel free to use these for covers and stuff btw, you don't need to ask permission or anything just credit me