User blog:QueenCeline/An Easy Guide to Cappricio Farce

The Evillious Chronicles can be confusing. To help some fans, here's a clliffnotes version of Cappricio Farce from Youtube. Edited slightly

Servants: ALRIGHT BITCHES LET'S GET THIS TRAIL STARTED!

MotC: WE GOTTA FIND THIS GUMI BITCH CAUSE TREE MIKU  TOLD US TO! THIS GUMI BITCH OWES US HER KEY! MA WHERE THE F--- IS IT

MA: BITCH IDK DO I LOOK PSYCHIC TO YOU, IT'S BEEN 998 YEARS, WHO THE F--- KNOWS WHERE IT IS Nemesis probably has it though.

Servants: ALRIGHT BITCHES, LET'S LOOK FOR NEMESIS! LOOK EVERYHERE!

Gear: OMG STFU You're so annoying! NO ONE GIVES A F--- ABOUT NEMESIS OR HER STUPID KEY

MotG: HA you're just cranky cause you can't do nothing about it!

musical break

MotC: ALRIGHT BITCHES CALM YO TITS! Gammon, why'd you come here in the first place?

Gammon: WTF YOU'RE ASKING ME THIS NOW?! Well, my great great... ...great granddad got laid. Numerous times. And NOW I'M CURSED AND I NEED THAT SWORD YOUR JERK FATHER TOOK FROM ME!

Servants: C'mon, MotC! Let us cook him for Meiko! At least arrest him!

MotC: TRIAL! GUILTY! DEATH PENALTY!

Gammon: WTF THAT WASN'T EVEN A TRIAL! Well, now I guess I have to accept the fact I'm going to die.

Waiter: WAIT! I'll make him the gardener! Because bitch I am way too flawless to do that sh--!

MA and Gammon: NOBODY KNOWS WHY WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE NOT TELLING~

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Waiter and Gammon: MIKU MEIKO KAITO RIN2 AND GUMI, TOO~! Who will be the last one laughing???

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Irregular: (OMG WHAT THE ACTUAL F--- IS GOING ON) Lu li la lu la lu li la li la~

second musical break

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Nemesis: OHOHOHO BITCHES, I'M RIGHT HERE! Or am I~?

<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:13px;line-height:17.0300006866455px;">Servants: Alright, bitches! Let's start this mockery called life!