User:Mrweerd

intro
I am Mr. Weerd The username pretty much speaks for itself. If you think I am normal, then you need a reality check. I love to be crazy most of the time, just for the sake of fun. If I appear serious then either I am being misleading, or there is something seriously wrong. I am in my mid 20's, I live in the middle of nowhere, And thus have no no internet because I live here, so You probably won't see me often. I will be on once or twice a week normally. but I drive twelve miles to do so and am usually on about an hour or so. trust me though, if you never met me yet, You'll never forget when you do (I'll be the guy that does weird random stuff)

personality
As I explained earlier, I'm a crazy ass (to put it simple). I'll kiss a lizard and eat a toenail just because i feel like it (please note im only like this in rp, in reality im only somewhat crazy). I also don't mind getting into a big fight just for a little fun. However please remember that crazy doesn't neccessarily mean im stupid (though i do lack common sense). It only means I am willing to perform more senseless acts than the average human being. also, as the vessel of insanity, It is my duty to spread my madness to the rest of the world.

weapons and tools
My favorite weapon happens to be a potato gun. My potato gun is of a mystical source, and thus has many different abilities. each magical potato fired has the potential to do just about anything. for example. I could launch a potato that would freeze or burn people, I could also make that same potato teleport to hit you from behind after you try to dodge it. I could even use a heat-seeking potato.

I also like to carry a sword. It's blade is made from the horn of a unicorn that used to be my companion before it committed several disturning acts. I killed this unicorn and used it's horn to create this magical blade. The sword is unbreakable and incredibly sharp, makking it a great weapon for sword fighting, which I greatly enjoy. the magic if the sword also allows me to cut into the fabric of time and space itself, allowing for both time-travel, and interdimensional transportation. I can even use it to bust into heaven and hell, but I don't go into heaven out of respect.

also, as the vessel of insanity, I have the power to summon a large labyrinth which traps whomever I choose within it's long and winding corridors. Being the master of the maze, I have the power to control everything that happens within the labyrinth, as well as the labyrinth itself. I can move the hallways without anyone noticing, and I can call forth a variety of items from it's walls. I have the power to create illusion within it's walls. I can turn friends against eachother, or make you think your shadow is trying to kill you. (be warned, my illusions can kill you if I wish it, so you will obey it's rules). Also, as long as you are in my maze, you must obey the distorted laws of physics that apply. the rules are whatever i say when the maze is summoned. I can choose to change the gravity, or i can choose to effect your own powers, magical or otherwise. i can also choose to take away the abilities of your weapons. in short. unless you learn the rules I set, you can never leave.