User blog:PsychoPaleNoel/Ebony Invades Evillious Chapter 1

(THE FOLLOWING IS NOT CANON AND SHOULD NOT BE TREATED AS SUCH)

(AN - I have to thank Bany from the wikia for encouraging me~ Best kouhai ever~ <3

So this the next chapter of my Mary-Sue Fanfic. owo The setting right now is EC 13)

''When I woke up the next morning, I was hit by a blast of frigid air. I tried to cover myself up, but my black silk nightgown did nothing to protect me. Why in the hell did I get here in the middle of WINTER?! And why was it so cold to begin with? What was this, Antartica?! ''

''I looked around the bedroom I had walked into after crossing the dimensions. It was rather bare with nothing more than a desk, a chair, and some ink and long scrolls of paper. The walls were lined with logs that didn't seem to match up. A single window showed that it was overcast outside, so I was happy. Curiousity taking over about the lone scrolls, I jumped out of bed and opened one. Because I was so smart, I was able to figure out the strange markings that made this world's language.''

It was an article titled "Project MA: Take Seven- Do you have what it takes to be the next MA?"

''"MA? Are they looking for someone to knock up with the President's kids?" I rubbed the back of my head in confusion, but read on. "In an effort to perserve our world, we are requesting all females with magical potential to sign up for Project MA. As stated before, the witch that successfully births the Twin Gods shall become ruler of the country..." My blue eyes glazed over the words as I processed what I had just read.''

''"Ruler of the country? This is perfect!" What better way to take over a fandom than to become its all-powerful ruler? And with my amazing charm, no one could stand in my way!''

"Excuse me? What the hell are you doing in my room?!"

''I turned around sharply, fear rooting me to the spot. At the door that had been closed until seconds ago stood a man that had to be the most handsome creature that I had ever seen. Scraggly brown hair was carelessly brushed over to one side, giving him a mysterious prescence. His muscled arms were crossed tightly and his lips were turned into a sneer.''

'''A man, huh?' I laughed to myself. This was going to be too easy.''

''Giving him one of the sexiest expressions I could at the moment, I slowly sauntered over to him and leaned in. Strangely, he didn't lean into me, but stood still. "What's a fine creature like you doing in a place like this?" I winked suggestively at the end of that.''

"I live here," he deadpanned.

''Okay, so he wasn't going to be that easy to sway. Whatever. I had many tricks up my sleeve to use on little resistors like him.''

''I stood on my tiptoes and ran a hand down his face. Now that I was touching him, he felt really thin and hallowed out. Was he starved or something? Dammit, I wasn't going to bother with this prep if he was just some poor boy. I instantly pulled my hand away and took a step back. Then the man's expression changed.''

''He was grinning manically at me all of a sudden! A hand reached down into the pocket of a gritty brown trench coat and came back up with a silver knife. I took another step back, my hands reaching out for anything that could save me. He advanced towards me and held his knife up--''

''Suddenly, there was a deafening banging of a door. A woman's voice screamed, "HEY, YOU GET YOUR DUMB ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"''

''And just like that, the manic look was gone, although he still looked insanely pissed. He shot one last glare before disappearing into the hallway. With my safety secured, I slid to the ground, shaking uncontrolably.''

''Wait, wasn't I a vampire and a witch?! Could I not have just used my magic to kill the son of a bitch? What turned me into a sniveling little proser? And besides that, why didn't he fall for me? EVERYONE FALLS FOR ME! IT'S THE CURSE SATAN BESTOWED UPON ME, AFTER ALL!!''

''I was starting to feel cramped in that small room, so I climbed out he window into a frigid street. I only took one step when I was run over by some lady with pink hair. Her simply white dress was slit at the side to give people a good look at her thighs, while the top of the dress left very little to the imagination. Her magenta eyes shone with anger, flaring up when they laid eyes on me. ''

"Watch where you're going, you stupid prep!"

''The flames were doused for a fleeting moment as she titled her head to the side, trying to process what I just said to her. Then it was back. "So you're the bitch I heard in his room..." She laughed humorlessly. "Whatever. Just stay out of my way, and out of his bedroom. He's MINE!" She stormed away, her bare feet making no sound on the dirt road.''

''I stared after her, smiling. So I was still the irresistable Goffik girl that men loved and women loathed. So that man was just messing with me. He loved me after all, just like all the others. I had been worried for a second that my abilities had not crossed over, but I worried over nothing. Everything would go according to plan.''

''I would birth these so-called Twin Gods and become the ruler. And there was no force in this world that could stop me!''