Thread:Evils Theater/@comment-5180718-20140118122902/@comment-24081824-20140119050224

I DON'T KNOW.

There are a few things you can do.

-Try to make money. -Dream about money. -Look up tons of pictures of money. -Realize that money being the root of the obsession is ridiculous. Perhaps you are afraid of not being able to get what you need without the required amount of money. Perhaps you believe he who dies with the most stuff wins. Or maybe, just maybe, you are looking for love, and found some money with smiley faces drawn on them and captions saying 'We love you!' I hope that isn't the case. Because that's creepy. Oh yes! Almost forgot!

Marry someone for their money. Classic.