User blog:SiRenfield/The Evil Mother: Backstroke of All Your Base

I've been wanting to post this for a few months now ,but I kept forgetting it. But now that I'm bored and have nothing better to do, I just probably say this now.

You know those really crappy Engrish translations you find on the Internet like Star Wars The Third Gathers: The Backstroke of the West or Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. While I have yet to find the Evillious equvilant of translations that are so awful that they're hilarous (other than whenever I put the lyrics in the Ebonics translator) ,but this comes very close.

Now in December I got an Amazon gift card from the sister and when I tried to find any Mothy mechandise I can find for $25 or less (I sadly didn't due to being too late for the Black Friday thing). But what was worth it is that I found this:



fffff....Oh god, where to begin? Just look at the title: The Evil Mother. Does this person even speak Japanese or does he/she think that Prim is the real Sinner of Pride? Oh and speaking of which, the uncortable territory comes in the parathesis: Traditional Chinese Edition. I repeat: Traditional Chinese Edition. I thinkwe should call an intervention for this seller:

Actually should I link to the South Park clip?

Also like you will see in the Wiengfield of Green photo I'll show in a second, the seller also think it's necessary to translate the word twice. With クロアテュール  becoming Clôture and then becoming Finale.

So that was "The Evil Mother: Yellow Finale" and sadly there's  not much to say about the sequel other than...



....for some reason they didn't bother to use the cover of the dang book. I mean gove the other one, credit at least they put the cover.

Well while that wasn't as bad as whenever they say F*** whenever you get an item in Vietnamese Crystal or Do Not Want, this is still funny to see just how bad this Amazon translation is. And if that's the closest we get, I don't wanna know what worst looks like. And now for no reason, this: