User blog:SiRenfield/Lioness (I Don't Want To Go!)

I don't want to go to Lioness

I don't want to go

All of the blocks are square

None of the streets are twisted

None of the streets are paved with bricks

There's too many elevators in Lioness

Not enough stairs in Lioness

Not enough stairs

All of the food in Lioness is made of edible oil products

They don't have bagels in Lioness

They have doughnuts

Doughnuts made of edible oil

I don't like doughnuts

They don't have bagels

I don't want to go to Lioness

People don't have faces in Lioness

They have cigarette ads instead

They listen to your phone calls

There's a tower in Lioness that controls people's minds

It's illegal to possess brightly coloured balloons in Lioness

Illegal to own brightly coloured balloons

All of the children in Toronto must wear suits

Even the girls

Three piece suits

The buildings in Lioness have no windows I don't want to go

Everyone lives in sub-terrainian caverns

Filled with doughnuts made of edible oil

I don't want to go

Nobody goes to the bathroom in Lioness

They have a special operation

They have a special operation

They have it removed surgically

There's a tax on all Nechuna goods in Lioness

There's huge buildings with no windows

And streets with no curves

And inside you find little girls in suits

Running around with black balloons

And munching on edible oil products

The kids don't have names

They have numbers which are assigned to them at birth

They're called three hundred and eighty seven point seven

Four hundred and twelve point nine

And they all have cigarette ads instead of faces

I don't want to go to Lioness

I don't want to go

I have plenty of Nechuna goods

I don't want a tax on my Nechuna goods

I like going to the bathroom

I don't want to go the hospital

I don't want to go to Toronto

I don't want to go

Do I have to go to Lioness?

Do I?

Do I have to go?

I don't want to go

Do I have to go to Lioness?

I don't want to go

'''Happy St. Patty's Day! :D'''

The following was a parody of "I Don't Want to Go To Toronto" in case you were wondering