Thread:TheKindEvilliousResident~/@comment-24463571-20150220050900/@comment-24463571-20150220051656

Then some idiots try to sell me horses and this is an outrage because one cannot get so lost on a horse nor play the fun game of "Surely I can jump over this mountain and surely there will be a city on the other side". Also, I won't be able to sneak around and terrorize the local wolf populations or saunter into a city and chat up the laidez (and more often the guards) as a highly unspucious crouching overgrown lizard dressed up in a ridiculous amount of armor and brandishing a gargantuan poleax. Horses lend some kind of majesty to the scenario and generally ruin the entire thing. Derping is the very best part of the game.