Thread:TheKindEvilliousResident~/@comment-24463571-20140227034214

The sun was shining on the chat,

Shining with all its might.

It did its very best to make

The PMs smooth and bright-

And this was odd, because it was

The middle of the night.



The moon was shining sulkily

Because she thought the sun

Was causing an awful lot of lag

While they were just having fun

“It would have been,” she said

“better if he had not come.”



The chat was Gammoned as Gammoned can be,

The humor was dry as dry.

You could not have a glomp, because

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">No glompers would walk by.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">No ships were flying overhead-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">There were no shippers to let them fly.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The Walrus and the CarpentKER

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Were walking hand-in-hand;

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">They wept like anything to see

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Chat so unmanned

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“If the chatters would only chat again,”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">They said, “it would be grand!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“If seven Muids with seven Pikas

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Chatted for half a year,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Do you suppose,” the Walrus said,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“That they could get it clear?”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“I doubt it,” said the CarpentKER,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And shed a bitter tear.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“O, Lemmings, come and walk with us!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The Walrsu did beseech.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And share a tasty peach:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">We cannot do with more than four,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">To give a hand to each.”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The Lemming Master looked at him,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">But did not pick up his pen:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The Lemming Master blinked both eyes,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And said nothing again-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Meaning to say he did not choose

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">To leave the lemming den.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">But four young Lemmings hurried up,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Coming at their beck:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Their neckties without a speck-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And this was odd, because, you know,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">They had very little neck.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Four other Lemmings followed them,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And yet another four:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And thick and fast they came at last,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And more, and more, and more-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">All hopping through the Gammoned chat,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And running to the door.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The Walrus and the CarpentKER

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Walked on for a mile or so,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And then they rested on two chairs

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Conviently low:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And all the little Lemmings stood

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And waited in a row.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“The time has come,” the Walrus said,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“To discuss our art:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Of how to fall off chairs with style,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And make yourself seem smart-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And why Bany always ships things

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And whether Resi has a heart.”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“But wait a bit,” the Oysters cried,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“Before we de-Gammon the chat;

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">For some of us have stubby legs,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And all of us are fat!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“No hurry!” said the CarpentKER.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">They thanked her much for that.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“A loaf of bread,” the Walrus said,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“Is what we chiefly need:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Trauben frruit besides

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Are very good indeed-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Now if you’re ready, Lemmings dear

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">We can begin to feed.”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“But on what!” the Lemmings cried,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Turning a little blue.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“Eating the chat would indeed be

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">A dismal thing to do!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“Look over there,” the Walrus said,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“Don’t you love that view?”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“It was so kind of you to come!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And you were very nice!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The CarpentKER said nothing but

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“Pass me another slice:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">I wish you were not quite so AFK-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">I’ve had to ask you twice!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“It seems a shame,” the Walrus said,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“To play them such a trick,”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“After we’ve brough them out so far,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And made them run so quick!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">The CarpentKER said nothing but

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“It’s their fault they’re so thick!”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“I weep for you,” the Walrus said:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“I deeply sympathize.”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">With sobs and tears he sorted out

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Those of the fattest size,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Holding his Kleenex

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Before his streaming eyes.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica;min-height:14.0px">

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“O Lemmings,” said the CarpentKER,

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">“You’ve had a pleasant run!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">Shall you be trotting home again?”

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">But answer came there none-

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And this was scarcely odd, because

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">They’d eaten every one. <ac_metadata title="The Walrus and the CarpentKER- a Resirody"> </ac_metadata>