User blog:SiRenfield/Lenfield's Ebonics: Tailor Shop on Enbizaka

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On da corner o' Enbizaka be uh young beotch who owns uh tailor shop. Wif virtue an' uh reliable disposition, she be uh popular beotch in da hood.

da kind o' thin` dat causes her trip iz da constant cheating o' da n**** she loves. "Although he has uh n**** like me, he never returns home."

But ah mus' persevere wif muh motha f***in werk. ah hold muh motha f***in scissors very hard in one hand. da sewing scissors is uh keepsake o' muh motha f***in motha's. If you really sharpen dem, dey'll cut even bettah.

this day da hood iz da same as always. It iz indeed as calm an' peaceful as everyday iz. ah seen dat n**** in da main street. Who on earf iz da beotch next ta him?

da red kimono suits her well. He seems quite happy wif da fine beotch.

ah couldn't bear dat appearance as dey walked. ah left dat place immediately.

But ah mus' persevere wif muh motha f***in werk. ah hold muh motha f***in scissors very hard in one hand. While muh motha f***in cheeks become wet wif tears, ah werk hard on re-sewing da kimono.

da hood has an uneasy atmosphere fo' some reason. It seems dat some crime broke out. ah seen dat n**** in front o' da bridge. Who on earf iz da beotch next ta him?

dat n**** wuz in uh depressed state. He wuz leaning on uh beotch wif fine @$$ fro. da green obi really suits her. Ah, ah guess dat kind o' beotch meets yo' taste.

But ah mus' persevere wif muh motha f***in werk. ah hold muh motha f***in scissors very hard in one hand. While muh motha f***in red peeps is swelling, ah werk hard on repairing da obi.

Chaos has suddenly started in da hood. It seems dat uh crime happened ag'in. ah seen dat n**** in da hairpin shop. Who on earf iz da beotch next ta him?

He's buying uh yellow ornate hairpin fo' uh very young beotch. What on earf do he think he's doin'? He really has nahh boundaries.

But ah mus' persevere wif muh motha f***in werk. ah hold muh motha f***in scissors very hard in one hand. ah wonder; wuz muh motha f***in scissors always dis here colour? ah werk hard on muh motha f***in job this day too.

ah've finally reached da end o' muh motha f***in werk. If you will not come an' see me, Then ah will go ta meet you.

da red kimono. da green obi. ah put da yellow ornate hairpin in muh motha f***in fro. ah've become uh beotch o' yo' taste. Well? Aren't ah fine @$$?

this day da whole hood iz in an uproar. dis here tyme uh n**** wuz ganked. It seems dis here entire family o' four wuz murdered by someone.

At any rate, he wuz acting so cruel, you know? "How do you do? pimp-tight afternoon," huh. It wuz as though ah wuz uh stranger ta him. It wuz as though ah wuz uh stranger.

But ah mus' persevere wif muh motha f***in werk. ah hold muh motha f***in scissors very hard in one hand. da sewing scissors gots been stained red. If you really sharpen dem, dey'll cut even bettah