User blog:Misstress of the heavenly yard/EC Kaimei VS Kaimiku

My non evillious friend once asked me "hey i'd like to read a romatic evillious story, which EC novels cotains Kaimiku?" To which I replied: Why did you just make to urelated statements? That was like saying "I'd like to become a ballerina which color should i paint my ass?" Or "I want to go on vacation how many times should i stick my head in a trouser press?"

The best ship is kaimei, not just for being non pedo but also because crypton(they guys who made them mind you) treats them as lovers. However alot of people seem to be fond of kaimiku and as EC is a long story with many diffrent ships, I am going to calculate wether there is more kaimei or kaimiku.

Original Sin Story
Before we get to the shipping part I'd like to take up the thing with "meiko" and "miku" in general. Now their stories are not that diffrent, they are women wich child problems but i like Meta's story more because it's stronger. Her problem: She fears her children will become test subject. How do we resolve this? Escape with the children. There! A story to pass onto generations. Meanwhile; Eve's story is a mess! Her problem: She wants to have babies to replace her dead ones. How do we resolve this? Not a f***ing clue. And it's hard to like Adam when he is clearly in love with Eve, but doesn't lift a finger to try to restore her. Which brings me back to the subject: shipping. Now Adam and Eve's love might not have been consensual as her drugged her but then again Adam and Meta never even knew eachother. So our first point goes to the Pedo ship.

Kaimei:0 Kaimiku:1

The Lunacy of Duke Venomania
I remeber saying that Kachess looked like a protective big sister when he was posing with Maylis and she looked like a frightend little sister, which was disappointing yet cute. After all they both are in love with the white haired ones but noone whines about it anymore. Because they were starting the Marlon and Conchita blood lines. And having thought about it, a sense of friendship is probably what kaimei could use. Now as for his relations with Mikulia, there is none becasue they didn't even meet. To him she was just another lady he had to free. And she was just grateful for him freeing her but then went on to become a hooker and then married a wealthy lord.

Kaimei:1 Kaimiku:1

Evil Food Eater Conchita
Now this one is pretty straight forward, I mean Carlos and Banica they used to be engaged, they reunite and rekindle their flame. AND THEN THEY F***ED! Many Kaimiku shippers tried to think he had a thing for Platonic and that makes me laugh because banicarlos has proposal and cuddle and cuteness and sex and a baby and slight perversety. And what does Carnic have? Having the same boss! I say as the elephant who met the ant; We don't even have to fight, becasue it's obivous who would win.

Kaimei:2 Kaimiku:1

Story of Evil
Now this one was really hard. Kyle was clearly in love with Michaela and is related to Germaine. However Michaela hated him and wasn't even attracted to men at all. She was in love with Clarith and that's it. Germaine had some interactions with Kyle and their bickering reminds me of me and my brother. So we have a scenario is forever alone no matter but I have to give a point to someone so I give it to Germaine, they may have been related but atleast she liked him.

Kaimei:3 Kaimiku:1

Gift From the Princess Who Brought Sleep
I can't really determine as all i know is that Gift From the Princess Who Brought Sleep is about the evil Margarita Blankenheim being really resentful of her husband having chated on her multiple times and using her wealth for his own sake. Kh, can't let anything go can she? Actually it's funny if you look into Deadly Sins of Evil the running theme seems to be the sinners taking it up the ass from god but bearing a grudge makes them evil. They can easily be heros if they didn't solve their problems though genocide. Anyway back to shipping. I'm guessing that Julia and Caspar met at somepoint. But Caspar is married to Margarita so i think she wins. I personaly prefer MargaritaXJulia.

Kaimei:3 Kaimiku: 2

The Tailor Shop at Enbizaka
This could not be more obvious. Meiko=wife Miku= Daughter. If this was Kaimiku it would not only be pedo, it would be incest to the extreme! This is why I'm hoping for the novel so that we can see the happy family life... Until they all die.

Kaimei: 4 Kaimiku: 2

Judgment of Corruption
I will finish this as soon as we get more information on this arc