User:Servant of Evillious

Greetings. Although I'm not a fan fossil of yonder years, I've been around for a good year now, which means updating this profile for all you lurkers out there. It's about time I've got to doing this too.

History
My first experience with this series would have to be Story of Evil back around October of 2012. I was so inspired that I immediately spent the next 24 hours working on my first and only pastel drawing.

I meandered around for a while. My first attraction was the manga that was linked on youtube's The Servant of Evil (classical version) and I searched zealously for a working link. After reading the six or so chapters of that manga, I was left hungry for more.

Eventually, I found Story of Evil pages on the Vocaloid Wiki in my search for new material and inadvertantly stumbled upon the Evillious Chronicles Wiki without realizing I was there, just checking through the new "Vocaloid Wiki articles" I never knew existed. When I started noticing the Vocaloid Wiki images weren't popping up 20 pages through media files, I looked up at the logo and learned where I was.

Fast forward through December and to January 31 and you have me making my current account. Due to certain circumstances, the position of admin fell onto me and that's pretty much it. Yeah, I know, pretty boring. You should skip this and go to the fun stuff.

Top 10 Characters
This is a very hard choice for me to make and everyone should keep in mind that this list fluctuates in numbers on a day-to-day basis, largely because I really love these characters. They're fun, they're interesting, they're tragic, they're scary, they're evil. I would like to preface this with the fact that I adore villains, villainous characters, antagonists, whatever you want to call them. My likes are therefore already biased towards these types of characters. Still, it's like making me choose my favorite children.... it's hard... So, from greatest to least:

1) Allen Avadonia

2) Banica Conchita/Master of the Graveyard

3) Gallerian Marlon

4) Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche

5) Mariam Futapie

6) Elluka Clockworker

7) Prim Marlon

8) Margarita Blankenheim

9) Sateriasis Venomania

10) Meta Salmhofer

Top 10 Songs
Again, a very hard choice for me. I love so many of these songs for different reasons. It would be easier for me to pick my least favorite (Flower of the Plateau gets #1 for sure), but that's boring. Keep in mind, I am going by the original or a specific remake made by mothy, not fan variations. From greatest to least:

1) The Servant of Evil

2) The Daughter of Evil

3) Master of the Graveyard

4) Master of the Court

5) Judgment of Corruption

6) Survival 'Ma' -Who Will Survive?-

7) Capriccio Farce

8) Wooden Girl ~Thousand Year Wiegenlied~

9) Gift from the Princess who Brought Sleep

10) Evil Food Eater Conchita

EC Theories
I'm always thinking and many can criticize me for doing that too much, since it often means I juggle doing 5+ things at once. But I like to think and it's fun to do so. So, whenever I have time, I'll post small, short theories I have about the series until they are proven right or wrong. Because these are my personal theories, many are biased and lack much substantial evidence to prove them. They should not be taken too seriously.
 * The series will end with everyone living a happy afterlife in the Heavenly Yard; I'm calling it now.
 * VI. the Venom is a descendant of Duke Venomania.
 * All children born in Project 'Ma' have a Hansel and Gretel appearance, making Vey Lucif's wife's children also look like them; Lucif passed on his name to these children.
 * Lucifenia I is a descendant of Vey Lucif's stolen children who ended up becoming part of the D'Autriche family; he rebelled against them in a bid to establish independence.
 * During the Second Period, Held had the appearance of the gender-bent Miku: MIkuo.
 * When Lemy noticed Ms. Santa's touch felt like someone else, he was referring to the Demon of Gluttony, Banica.
 * Ma is a combination of Elluka and Irina Clockworker after their duel at Merigod Plateau.
 * Banica subconciously loved her child and wanted to protect it from her ravenous appetite.
 * Irina is Seth's imperfect experiment to create an artificial demon of sin, using a HER with great magical power as the base while the cat is the vessel.
 * Ly Li and Milky Eights were killed via Irina's Body Steal Technique.
 * Irina and her cat body were part of an experiment by Seth Twiright to create an artificial Demon of Sin; Seth created real potential vessels and researched HER and creating artificial humans for this purpose.
 * Irina killed Seth after he gave her everything she needed to know.
 * Seth resides in Irina's consciousness, dormant, as part of their master plan at the end.
 * Seth is partially responsible for Ma (the character).
 * Ma is Irina using Elluka's body (again) in order to utilize the power of Levia-Behemo.
 * Ma is Irina and Elluka combined into on being, Irina using Levia-Behemo as a catalyst to create the being.
 * Sickle has pale skin and black hair in the Heavenly Yard.
 * Held is represented by Mikuo in the Heavenly Yard.
 * Banica Conchita inherited all the knowledge of the Demon of Gluttony, hence being able to use its powers and abilities and is fully aware of original demon's creation and past.
 * Irina told Banica about the Master of the Graveyard and what it could do, though not exactly what it was, as part of her big plan.
 * Master of the Graveyard desires to turn the world into a feeding ground, farming the humans of the Third Period as a means to forever please her insatiable hunger.
 * Lemy is sarcastic and irratable to anyone but Julia.
 * The Servants are Arte and Pollo reborn.
 * Pale was using Milky for Project 'Ma' but the plan he had was ruined when she was killed.
 * Milky was Pale's mistress for a time until she got pregnant, and Pale got bored of her.
 * Milky had at least one child with Pale before her death; said child was an ancestor of Keel Freesis, and possibly an ancestor of Mikina as well.
 * Many more but too lazy to put when I have so much wiki stuff to do...

Wall of Crazy
Here is a section dedicated to all the **** you people come up with about me. Any and all craziness will be inserted here including theories among other things. Joy.

Bany
    Britney Servy, the Walrus.

This world is full of mysteries, and Servant is one of them. I will tell you the secrets of Servant of Evillious, the Genderbent Fem!Male Servant. It is known as a mermaid-like creature, living near rivers, hanging out with Resis and Walruses (yes, they are a different thing), and going yandere and troll. Do not be mistaken, his flamethrower is one of the most dangerous weapons in the world, forged with Walrus technology. As the wife of Resi (yes, they are a genderbent couple), he is caring and lovely, he will hurt anyone willing to hurt Ker Bear, as he calls Resi. He has his very own harem, full of young boys, known as Shota Harem. Soon, he transformed his harem into a Walrus Harem, this is why you will see no shota anymore. Yes, I am a Servy specialist, and now you are a part of my class.

Servy has three selfs, all of them were recognized by Pika:
 * Boss Servy-san: The Admin Self. He will give you work, he will give you support and he will give you answers. This Servy Self is also known as Sarvant.
 * Troll Servy-san: The Normal Self. When Servy is crazy, he will be on Troll Servy-san Mode. He will do wicked things, such as kill you using a flamethrower, and he will even do "oh so naughty" things to you.
 * Lovely Servy-san: The Lovely Self. Servy also is the Master of the Lovish Yard (MotLY), because he has a big heart, almost as big as my right kidney... Ohwait, I don't have a right kidney. Or I don't have the left one? I forgot, but I am sure I don't have one of these--

Servy has too many ships. They are uncountable... Or not, but you have to spend five lives to count all of them. Here, I'll list the canon ones.
 * AlexielxLemmingsxServy (the Shota Threesome): CANON. This here is the best threesome I have seen yet. (Alexiel) (Alexiel, if you're going to ship people, please do so with proper grammar. -Lemmings) (Guys stop fighting at my section and go make yours. =n= -Bany) (I have my own section. Look, it's smallish and at the bottom and doesn't have a header. -Lemmings)
 * ServyxShota Harem: CANON. Servy is the Shota Harem Master. Yes. Hide your kids, hide your Muids, hide your Waifus, because no one will be free. Once Servy eats your neck, you are a Shota.   Aren't you also dead-
 * ServyxResi (Seres): Super canon. From 1 to 10, it is 15 canon. Some people say that this is selfcest, because Resi is Servy. Some people say that this is incest, because Resi (Julia Abelard) and Servy (Lemy Abelard). Servy has a giant heart, while Resi has no heart, that's why they are each other's half.
 * ServyxSloth Sinner (Seth): Not so canon, still canon. Sloth and Servy are soulmates, they love each others a lot.
 * ServyxDany (Sedan): Mega Ultra Hydro Canon. They share a love-hate relationship, but they love each others a lot, their love can reach the Moon in only 4.5 seconds.
 * ServyxWalrus: Servy loves walrus just as much as he loves Resi. Canon and OTP. (Servy himself admitted that this one is canon. To quote him, "I'm always up for a good walrus, that sexy beast. <3")
 * ServyxMarcella: Marcella is a Sea Turtle. She proves that Servy loves all the aquatic things. At some point, stuff happened and they broke up. Servy calls her a ******.
 * ServyxPrincess Butterfly Legion Tutu II, from Africa: Little is known about them. It is known that Princess is a Prince, a crossdresser.
 * Servy's HeadxFloor: So canon it hurts.

Servy is also a lot of things, I'll list some of them here.
 * Mist Sheep
 * Mermaid
 * Harpy
 * Shota Harem Master
 * Ser-Ser
 * Pervy
 * Servynomania
 * I forgot this one
 * The Demon of Original Sin
 * HE'S ALSO AN ELF. DON'T FORGET THE ELF.  //coughIdon'thaveasectionandtherewasthislistsoIhopeyoudon'tmindmeraidingyoursection

Now, the time you waited for. How to summon a Servy.
 * First, you will need three red candles, salt, fish, fire, and a frying pan.
 * Second, make me the fish. (Salmon is my favourite, btw)
 * Say Shota five times.
 * Say AMY six times. You have to use caps, and they must be in the same sentence. This step is unnecessary, carry on.
 * Now you have a Servy, but... Why would you like to summon a Pervy, anyways?

In addition to this, Servy also makes a good ingredient. Here, Pika will give you the ingredients to "Watermelon Soup":
 * 1 troll (A.K.A. Servy.)
 * 0 watermelons
 * A pot of water
 * 10 cups of grotesque things (such as bugs, worms, hair, etc.)

NOTE that the soup will not taste as good without Servy.

NEW INFO.

Servy likes to eat glass. (Not so new now, but whatever)

Bany's fanfic
Resi is a witch, only a bit older than time itself.

In order to live, she marries to a man and takes his vital energies.

And she is always having sons and daughters.

She only keeps the truly evil ones, like Lemmingsu and Evubs.

That's why she gave Ninja away.

Now, she is married to Servy, the Crossdresser of Full Moon.

Ninja didn't know about their parentship, so he decided to kill Servy for Resi's love.

But Servy was his idol. He really loved Servy.

So it is like a double love triangle.

Resi ended up loving Servy as well, she didn't want to drain his energy.

She decided to drink Ninja's energy instead.

Ninja came to live in the same house that Resi and Servy were in.

Servy was enchanted by Ninja, so Servy was in love with Ninja as well.

Ninja learned how to make cocoa, Resi's favourite food, something really hard to learn by this time.

Resi was in love with Ninja as well.

Resi refused to drink Ninja's energy, but she NEEDED energy in this very night.

She drank Evubs and Lemmingsu's energies instead.

Upon dying, Lemmingsu told the truth. Ninja was his brother.

The Witch knew it was the truth.

Resi ends up killing herself using a snake. Servy comes in the room and thinks that Ninja murdered Resi, then, Servy kills Ninja.

Soon after, Servy realizes he was wrong and killed himself by bacterial contamination.

Lawful
    BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP OUR 



    '''GREAT SERVY OF EVILS. '''

Good evening. This is Lawful speaking about this guy here.

About Servy. This guy here is the resident admin on this wiki, and is the constant victim of the users' speculations and ships, and in return trolls us so badly.

We bow down to this guy. Either this guy or Conchita-sama. As an admin, Servy calls the shots and is the head, but somehow as an in-chat entity Conchita and the family hold authority over him, like when we forced a marriage between Servy and Resi.

Personally, I ship Servy X Resi, which some call Seres, Resirvy (LIES! Resirvy = Resi acting like Servy, and Seresi = Servy acting like Resi OuO)...

FINE. I GET YOUR POINT.

...or Resiservy. I would know. Conchita-sama and I made the two marry. I was the priest. Conchita was crying in the background   I was no ordinary crying woman, I WAS THE CRYING WOMAN #2, TYVM. . Servy here said he'd rather propose to a walrus in Hawaii. We should have married him to that instead.

....You guys need jobs or something.

EXCUSE ME? Who wrote this? This is a Wall of Crazy, and we keep to our own sections! Get off my lawn! Go on! Shoo! Quote by...Actuallyihavenoideawhosaidthat

Servy is also the first ever Sith Lord, and the greatest one of them. He invented the Dark Side and used it as a proxy to troll people. But then I killed him and replaced him.

Here are some of Servy's names. Conchita-sama, for some reason, sometimes uses Servy as a noun and not a proper noun as he should be used.
 * Servy
 * Servy-nii (By Rose)
 * Servy-sama
 * Servy-san
 * Boss Servy-san
 * Troll Servy-san
 * Lovely Servy-san
 * Servant
 * Sexy Servy (I blame Danytaly for this.)
 * Servant of Evillious (Someone actually calls him this. I'm serious.)
 * Servy-Serv (Resi came up with this. I really need to force a second wedding between them. One day. ONE DAY.)
 * Shota
 * The Shota
 * The Psycho
 * The Derpy Len Servant
 * The Psycho Len Servant
 * The Head
 * The Admin
 * The Troll
 * Master of the Lovish Yard
 * That guy with the heart as big as Conchita-sama's right kidney
 * Mama Servy (By Evils.)
 * Great-uncle Servy (By me.)
 * My Psychotic Servant Great-Uncle (By me, obviously.)
 * Servynomania
 * Pervy
 * Mist Sheep
 * Mermaid
 * Harpy
 * Shota Harem Master
 * Ser-Ser
 * Emperor-Alkarik (His DA)

Servy makes an excellent ingredient in my dishes. I will list them all out.

1. "Editor Soup"

You will need:
 * 1 ChefGummy
 * 1 Resi head
 * 1 cup of Servy blood
 * 1 cup oranges

Mix well in an eighteen-gallon pot with a lot of water, boil well and serve.

2. "Gavel Cake"

You will need:


 * 1 gavel. Evils has a large supply of those.
 * 1 portion of every other regular cake ingredient
 * 1 Servy

Prepare as if you were making a regular cake.

3. "Gift (Servy version)"

Note that this is not a dish. It is a poison.

You will need:


 * 1 gallon general anesthetic of any kind
 * 1 Servy
 * 5 gallons water

Dissolve the Servy and the anesthetic in the water. Simmer well until the mixture is turquoise in color. Wait for the water to evaporate until only a turquoise layer of hard stuff is at the bottom. Cut the stuff into pills and get ready to poison another townful of people.

Note that in Gift, the Servy is the active ingredient. The anesthetic just eases the process.

4. "Blood Grave (Servy version)"

This is my version of the wine Blood Grave.

You will need: Mix the wine and the blood thoroughly. Bottle like you bottle regular wine.
 * 250 ml red wine, must be at least 5 years old
 * 500 ml Servy blood, must have no platelets or white blood cells
 * 1 wine bottle
 * 1 cork

My Speculations include:
 * Servy was once a Walrus until he was forced into the head position and married Resi, which is why he loves walruses so much.
 * Servy is a Shota.
 * Conchita-sama knows much more than I have realised about Servy.
 * Servy is Yandere for all his ships.
 * Servy is a type of food.
 * Servy tasted delicious served with Gammon's head and garnished with jis tiama ink.

That's all for now.

Lawful

Octofan
FIRST DAY THEY COME AND CATCH EVERYONE

SECOND DAY THEY CHAT US AND PM SOME FOR REFS

THIRD DAY THE RESIDENTS ARE ALL MARRIED AGAIN

FOURTH DAY WE WAIT AND FEAR FOR OUR FATE

FIFTH DAY THEY RETURN AND ITS ANOTHER USER'S TURN

SIXTH DAY THEIR SCREAMS WE HEAR IN OUR DREAMS

SEVENTH DAY WE TROLL AS OUT NEW PAGES ROLL

EIGHTH DAY WE BAITED AS NAMES ARE VIOLATED

NINTH DAY HE GRINS AND TROLLS HIS KIN

NOW HE DOES FEAST FOR HE'S BECOME THE BEAST OUO

Come come, MotHY Len; tell us, tell us, where you've been

Were you Evil, were you good

Chasing Elphes 'round the wood

Come, come, MotHY Len; tell us, tell us where you've been

Come, come, MotHY Len; we've a bed to put you in

It is small, it will fade

It will take you from the blade

Come, come, MotHY Len; we've a bed to put you in

Dear, dear MotHY Len sleeps the black cradle within

A golden key, an elder tree

No one knows but Len, you see

Dear, dear MotHY Len sleeps the black cradle within

Lemmings has a smallish section here that doesn't need its own header.

On the 27th of January, 2014, (from 5:42 to 6:04 P.M. CST) Servant of Evillious took a 22 minute shower. This is vital information. Carry on.

What lies in his soul is Trollishness.

Evils has an even smaller section that also does not need its own header.

Servant of Evillious' age is speculated to be older than π itself, this is not vital information. Carry on.

Rena has an even more smaller section that also does not need its own header.

Servant of Evillious is actually a bear.

Aeon
After several years of observations,I have made a theory about this creature.

Firstly,I would like to state that Servant Of Evillious is not its real name;its real name is Evillious Of Servant.We've been deceived all this time.People have theorized that in reality Evillious Of Servant is actually Bolganio,but this has proven to be wrong as Evillious Of Servant is not everywhere at once. It is known that sometime around EC 666,Evillious Of Servant brain washed a multitude of people as he is a slave driver.

This species is quite erratic,as such we can never know how it will behave.If you watch the Servy forecast,you may have an idea about its patterns but otherwise there is really nothing we can do. You can watch the Servy forecast at the Servy channel.

Maggie
Servant is scary. Hence, my reluctance to talk to him and figure out what I can do to help on the wiki. (It's probably all of the power he's got. It's terrifying.)

Ninja
Servy is... interesting. He is a very cool guy, but sometimes his humor goes over my head ( he is very sarcastic, something I'm not good with). I sometimes wonder how he has all the time to edit, it's like he's obsessed devoted with the wiki. I like to think he is my friend. ouo;

Yuki Ringo
" You know me, you know me. I'm a con just like you- "

This is a Heading
Hello. I'm Resi, otherwise known as Ker. If you even try the bear thing, I swear I'll-

If you're still here after reading all of the non-reassuring things you've read about this person...hohoho, allow me to just say:

'''Well. You have issues.'''

Anyhow! We've learned a lot about this creature, haven't we? Why not learn more about what makes it just glow with happiness. So pile on those shades, people, because it's not a pretty sight.

1. Servant absolutely loves being addressed formally and having everyone know his position as Ultimate Supreme. Or would it be Supreme Ultimate. Uh. Well, the point is, when using honorifics, don't use -chan, -san, or -kun, no! Who's to say he's REALLY even a guy. ALWAYS address Servant with -sama. SAMA, SAMA, SAMA.

2. If you must confess your undying love for this specimen, do so in the comments of an unrelated blog and/or discussion thread. But if you plan on doing this, at least tell me beforehand so my escape may be planned.

3. There isn't anything he loves more than being reminded of his age. Constantly. (Hint: He's old, man. He's old.)

4. Spamming his message wall with your undying love AND/OR hatred for him? He can't get enough. On holidays, be sure to leave at least 5, rather than just one. Birthdays count. Even yours!

5. When it seems Servant is having a stressful day, leave him alone and laugh to yourself. When it seems Servant is having a great day, get real creative and smash it to a million, merciless pieces. He's not as OP as he seems, the egotistic -.

He's also got a hell of a superior complex.

And he isn't very good at talking to people.

And if I were you, I wouldn't trust him.

There's actually really nothing you should like about this guy.

Just leave now, before you have to face that gallery.

Welp. See ya. Your freaking page is as long as a discussion thread. ...A really short one, but still.

GT's Section
Oh wow I'm really late hopping onto the bandwagon for this one. Anyway, I am making this section as a tribute to our gracious admin, who is:
 * A great theory writer
 * An awesome translator
 * A relentless troll
 * A talented writer

However, Servy's greatness does not end here. Oh no. Not only does he have the talents needed to be a great admin, he also has a *special* connection to one of the users.

Let the record show that, while playing Cards Against Evillious, the "Servant of Evillious" white card won the round for the "I would go gay for ___" black card round.

~ Evidence ~
Exhibit A=

Let is also be known that since Servy refuses to tell us his age, we assume that he is super-old. Like, probably a senior citizen. How does he even afford to buy Evillious merchandise on a fixed income? Nobody knows. I imagine Servy to be chuckling to himself as he reads this from the seniors' home computer, which is still on Windows 98.

Trivia

 * Although I have a long username, I prefer to be referred to by a nickname (easier on your fingers); most call me "Servy" or some variation, which I'm fine with.
 * I like things to be interesting, so I'm known to troll whenever I want my fits and giggles; be wary if you are unprepared, for I will use all and everything I can against you.
 * Dissecting fan theories are a huge past time of mine; I love thriving communities and fan works are always a joy, so I encourage you to make theories and discussions even when you think they are bad.
 * The best way to communicate with me is on chat, although message walls is another appropriate venue for me.