User blog:GreekTelepath/Evil's Restaurant Headcanons

This AU came up from an impromptu brainstorming session in chat. Enjoy!

Headcanons

 * Located in the middle of the forest; private coach ferries customers to and from for a hefty sum
 * Split into different areas (theater, garden, clocktower, courtroom, graveyard, etc.)
 * There's a cat that always hangs out near the entrance; it's rumored she steals misbehaving customer's bodies.
 * There are three waiters; one's a snarky blonde girl and the other two are creepy twins
 * Security: a small boy in a clown costume (keep him AWAY from the cutlery)
 * One of the cooks is a blue-haired man filled with regret
 * There's an entire table reserved for Banica; she never leaves and eats people's leftovers (and occasionally the people too)
 * Sateriasis puts on a "show" every other Tuesday night (wink wink)
 * Christmas promo: children get free Gifts (bad children get punished by Pierrot)

Appetizers

 * 1) Very Amazing Sushi (made with real ziz tiama)

Soup

 * 1) Cream of Hachune (with green onions)
 * 2) Cupid Horn

Entrées

 * 1) Broiled/fried/steamed liver (human)
 * 2) Roasted rollam bird
 * 3) Beelzenia pork platter (baemu, tasan, shadow moon, demilamb, etc.)

Desert

 * 1) Trauben jam bread
 * 2) Brioche
 * 3) Blue nitrogen ice cream (eaten with flaming spoons)
 * 4) Gift (for the bad children)
 * 5) Lucifen original recipe giant cake

Liquor

 * 1) Blood Grave
 * 2) Yatski Lopera