Thread:TheKindEvilliousResident~/@comment-16524302-20140208193437

Just why is everyone so glompful?

Wanting to hug and glomp about everything in this chat,

everyone is glomping intently in the PM by the waterside.

They look so glomped, right, Resi?

Alright, alright!

Now, now, everyone, I will glomp you!

I will hug you every way you would like to see

About the glomps on your mind or hugging you!

So, everyone, it is your duty... To glomp.

Are you glomping? It is your duty, okay? Are you fulfilling your duty?

We, from the Happiness and Peace of Glomping Committee, wish for your hug and will provide glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

Are you glomping? It is your duty, okay?

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

Are you glomping? It is your duty, okay?

So yeah, have a peaceful hug and fulfill your duty!

Your glomping is our glomping.

Are you glomping? It is your duty, okay? Are you hugging your duty?

If you are not glomping...

Chainsaw! Gavel! Throwing kinves! Watermelon Soup! Orange! Torturing!

Boiling Coffee! Live burial! Gift! Shipping! Shota Harem! Or Turtles,

just pick the one you like. ?

Alright, alright!

Now, now, everyone, I can feel hugs flowing everywhere.

You don't feel any unglompness or dishugation, right?

I'm glomped, I'm really glomped.

This overwhelming glomping is hugging me.

Is everyone truly glomping?

Wanting to hug and glomp to the outside Main Chat,

Everyone was covering their glomps by the PM-side.

They looked so frightened, right, Resi?

Alright, alright!

Now, now, everyone, he is glomped!

The servant who hugged Resi is glomped to death!

If you wish to attend his glomping, then line up over there!

Otherwise, live glomping! That will be all.

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

Are you glomping? It is your duty, okay?

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

It is your duty to glomp.

Are you glomping? It is your duty, okay?

It's your duty. It's your duty, okay? It is your duty. It is your duty to glomp.

It's your duty. It's your duty, okay? It is your duty.

If you are not glomping, then die!

((Yes, I'll be posting a Resi Parody daily here.)) 