User blog:Misstress of the heavenly yard/Duke Venomania's Never Fail Method For Picking Up Women

1. Sit staring at them with a look on your face like you just caught a whiff of her panty stench (and it did very little to impress).

2. As soon as she is distracted, stare right down her tits as if you're planning a spelunking expedition.

3. Having brought the mood in the room to a shivering erotic tention, dragg her to you face with such violence that if she had been pulled an inch closer, she'd need a sink plunger to pull her nose back out.



Repeat until sex.

At Which point she will give you a bracelet.