User:Servant of Evillious

Greetings. Although I'm not a fan fossil of yonder years, I've been around for a good year now, which means updating this profile for all you lurkers out there. It's about time I've got to doing this too.

History
My first experience with this series would have to be Story of Evil back around October of 2012. I was so inspired that I immediately spent the next 24 hours working on my first and only pastel drawing. I meandered around for a while. My first attraction was the manga that was linked on youtube's The Servant of Evil (classical version) and I searched zealously for a link. After reading the six or so chapters of that manga, I was left hungry for more. Eventually I found Story of Evil pages on the Vocaloid Wiki in my search for new material and inadvertantly stumbled upon the Evillious Chronicles Wiki without realizing I was there, just checking through the new "Vocaloid Wiki articles" I never knew existed. When I started noticing the Vocaloid Wiki images weren't popping up 20 pages through media files, I looked up at the logo and learned where I was. Fast forward through December and to January 31 and you have me making my current account. Due to certain circumstances, the position of admin fell onto me and that's pretty much it. Yeah, I know, pretty boring. You should skip this and go to the fun stuff.

Top 10 Characters
This is a very hard choice for me to make and everyone should keep in mind that this list fluctuates in numbers on a day-to-day basis, largely because I really love these characters. They're fun, they're interesting, they're tragic, they're scary, they're evil. I would like to preface this with the fact that I adore villains, villainous characters, antagonists, whatever you want to call them. My likes are therefore already biased towards these types of characters. Still, it's like making me choose my favorite children.... it's hard... So, from greatest to least:

1) Allen Avadonia

2) Banica Conchita/Master of the Graveyard

3) Gallerian Marlon

4) Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche

5) Master of the Court

6) Mariam Futapie

7) Elluka Clockworker

8) Sateriasis Venomania

9) Ney Futapie

10) Meta Salmhofer

Top 10 Songs
Again, a very hard choice for me. I love so many of these songs for different reasons. It would be easier for me to pick my least favorite (Flower of the Plateau gets #1 for sure), but that's boring. Keep in mind, I am going by the original or a specific remake made by mothy, not fan variations. From greatest to least:

1) The Servant of Evil

2) The Daughter of Evil

3) Master of the Graveyard

4) Master of the Court

5) Judgment of Corruption

6) Survival 'Ma' -Who Will Survive?-

7) Capriccio Farce

8) Wooden Girl ~Thousand Year Wiegenlied~

9) Gift from the Princess who Brought Sleep

10) Evil Food Eater Conchita

EC Theories
I'm always thinking and many can criticize me for doing that too much, since it often means I juggle doing 5+ things at once. But I like to think and it's fun to do so. So, whenever I have time, I'll post small, short theories I have about the series until they are proven right or wrong. Because these are my personal theories, many are biased and lack much substantial evidence to prove them. They should not be taken too seriously.
 * The series will end with everyone living a happy afterlife in the Heavenly Yard; I'm calling it now.
 * II. the Blue is Caspar Blankenheim; he is the only one I can imagine joining between I. the Santa (Julia) and III. the Princess of Sleep (Margarita) when those two are best friends.
 * The mysterious fourth member of Pere Noel will be a Lily character, descending from Riliane Mouchet; she would be a blond female and the only character who could have been foreshadowed by Riliane having two children.
 * VI. the Samurai is a descendant of Duke Venomania; the harem member or one of their descendants fled to Snakeland to escape Levin persecution and raised the child there before VI came back to Evillious to reconnect with his heritage.
 * VI. the Samurai is the "clean up" crew for all Pere Noel missions; he ties up loose ends, covers up evidence, and assures missions are completed, hence why Julia was aware of Gumillia killing Lemy.
 * The Clockworker's Doll, when placed at a high ground, can spread matter, sounds, or anything far across the surrounding area; Margarita used this to cause the mass genocide of Toragay and the resulting destruction.
 * Margarita Felix is a descendant of Mikulia Greeonio and the noble family she had in Merigod, who had members marry into the Felix family in Toragay; this is why she has a surname, only permitted for nobles.
 * Margaret is a descendant of Platonic, who bought a house and lived a quiet life in Elphegort or Marlon; this is why Margaret has apparently no surname, a trait common in Elphegort for non-nobility.
 * Prim is responsible for the Lioness family mysteriously going missing.
 * All children born in Project 'Ma' have a Hansel and Gretel appearance, making Vey Lucifen's wife's children also look like them; Lucifen passed on his name to these children.
 * Lucifenia I is a descendant of Vey Lucifen's stolen children, and had earned the "d'Autriche" title from the D'Autriche family as a warrior; he rebelled against them in a bid to establish independence.
 * The Great Levin Church in Lucifenia supported Lucifenia I because they desired to grow the Levia sect in power.
 * During the Second Period, Held had the appearance of the gender-bent Miku: MIkuo.
 * When Lemy noticed Ms. Santa's touch felt like someone else, he was referring to the Demon of Gluttony, Banica.
 * Banica Conchita became the Master of the Graveyard and the Servants are Arte and Pollo.
 * Ma is a combination of Elluka and Irina Clockworker after their duel at Merigod Plateau.
 * Ma is Irina using Elluka's body again; Master of the Hellish Yard is Elluka using Gumillia's body again, after her death.
 * Banica subconciously loved her child and wanted to protect it from her ravenous appetite.
 * Irina is Seth's imperfect experiment to create an artificial demon of sin, using a HER with great magical power as the base while the cat is the vessel.
 * Ly Li and Milky Eights were killed via Irina's Body Steal Technique.
 * Irina and her cat body were part of an experiment by Seth Twiright to create an artificial Demon of Sin; Seth created real potential vessels and researched HER and creating artificial humans for this purpose.
 * Irina killed Seth after he gave her everything she needed to know.
 * Seth resides in Irina's consciousness, dormant, as part of their master plan at the end.
 * Seth is partially responsible for Ma.
 * Ma is Irina using Elluka's body (again) in order to utilize the power of Levia-Behemo.
 * Ma is Irina and Elluka combined into on being, Irina using Levia-Behemo as a catalyst to create the being.
 * Sickle has pale skin and black hair in the Heavenly Yard.
 * Held is represented by Mikuo in the Heavenly Yard.
 * Banica Conchita inherited all the knowledge of the Demon of Gluttony, hence being able to use its powers and abilities and is fully aware of original demon's creation and past.
 * Irina told Banica about the Master of the Graveyard and what it could do, though not exactly what it was, as part of her big plan.
 * Master of the Graveyard desires to turn the world into a feeding ground, farming the humans of the Third Period as a means to forever please her insatiable hunger.
 * Lemy is sarcastic and irratable to anyone but Julia.
 * The Servants are Arte and Pollo reborn.
 * Many more but too lazy to put when I have so much wiki stuff to do...

Wall of Crazy
Here is a section dedicated to all the **** you people come up with about me. Any and all craziness will be inserted here including theories among other things. Joy.

Bany
    Britney Servy, the Walrus.

Hello. This is a story about the Genderbent Fem!Male Servant. Shall I tell you anything I know? His name is Servy ZVEZDA, the best Harém Master on the chat. Oh, did I say Harém Master? I mean Shota Harém Master. Oh, and I am a Servy specialist, please sit down here and enjoy the class.

Servy has three selfs, all of them were recognized by Pika:
 * Boss Servy-san: The Admin Self. He will give you work, he will give you support and he will give you answers. This Servy Self is also known as Sarvant.
 * Troll Servy-san: The Normal Self. When Servy is crazy, he will be on Troll Servy-san Mode. He will do wicked things, such as kill you using a flamethrower, and he will even do "oh so naughty" things to you.
 * Lovely Servy-san: The Lovely Self. Servy also is the Master of the Lovish Yard (MotLY), because he has a big heart, almost as big as my right kidney... Ohwait, I don't have a right kidney.

Servy has too many ships. They are uncountable... Or not, but you have to spend five lives to count all of them. Here, I'll list the canon ones. O^O
 * AlexielxLemmingsxServy (the Shota Threesome): CANON. This here is the best threesome I have seen yet. (Alexiel) (Alexiel, if you're going to ship people, please do so with proper grammar. -Lemmings)
 * ServyxShota Harém: CANON. Servy is the Shota Harém Master. Yes. Hide your kids, hide your Muids, hide your Waifus, because no one will be free. Once Servy eats your neck, you are a Shota.   Aren't you also dead-
 * ServyxResi (Seres): Super canon. From 1 to 10, it is 15 canon. Some people say that this is selfcest, because Resi is Servy. Servy has a giant heart, when Resi has no heart, that's why they are each other's half.
 * ServyxSloth Sinner (Seth): Not so canon, still canon. Sloth and Servy are soulmates, they love each others a lot.
 * ServyxDany (Sedan): Mega Ultra Hydro Canon. They share a love-hate relationship, but they love each others a lot, their love can reach the Moon in only 4.5 seconds.
 * ServyxWalrus: Servy loves walrus just as much as he loves Resi. Canon and OTP. (Servy himself admitted that this one is canon. To quote him, "I'm always up for a good walrus, that sexy beast. <3")
 * ServyxMarcella: Marcella is a Sea Turtle. She proves that Servy loves all the aquatic things. At some point, stuff happened and they broke up. Servy calls her a ******.
 * ServyxPrincess Butterfly Legion Tutu II, from Africa: Little is known about them. It is known that Princess is a Prince, a crossdresser.

Servy is also a lot of things, I'll list some of them here.
 * Mist Sheep
 * Mermaid
 * Harpy
 * Shota Harem Master
 * Ser-Ser
 * Pervy
 * Servynomania
 * I forgot this one
 * The Demon of Original Sin

Now, the time you waited for. How to summon a Servy.
 * First, you will need three red candles, salt, fish, fire, and a frying pan.
 * Second, make me the fish. (Salmon is my favourite, btw)
 * Say Shota five times.
 * Say AMY six times. You have to use caps, and they must be in the same sentence. This step is unnecessary, carry on.
 * Now you have a Servy, but... Why would you like to summon a Pervy, anyways?

In addition to this, Servy also makes a good ingredient. Here, Pika will give you the ingredients to "Watermelon Soup":
 * 1 troll (A.K.A. Servy.)
 * 0 watermelons
 * A pot of water
 * 10 cups of grotesque things (such as bugs, worms, hair, etc.)

NOTE that the soup will not taste as good without Servy.

NEW INFO.

Servy likes to eat glass.

Lawful
Good evening. This is Lawful speaking about this guy here.

About Servy. This guy here is the resident admin on this wiki, and is the constant victim of the users' speculations and ships, and in return trolls us so badly.

We bow down to this guy. Either this guy or Conchita-sama. As an admin, Servy calls the shots and is the head, but somehow as an in-chat entity Conchita and the family hold authority over him, like when we forced a marriage between Servy and Resi.

Personally, I ship Servy X Resi, which some call Seres, Resirvy (LIES! Resirvy = Resi acting like Servy, and Seresi = Servy acting like Resi OuO)...

FINE. I GET YOUR POINT.

...or Resiservy. I would know. Conchita-sama and I made the two marry. I was the priest. Conchita was crying in the background   I was no ordinary crying woman, I WAS THE CRYING WOMAN #2, TYVM. . Servy here said he'd rather propose to a walrus in Hawaii. We should have married him to that instead.

....You guys need jobs or something.

EXCUSE ME? Who wrote this? This is a Wall of Crazy, and we keep to our own sections! Get off my lawn! Go on! Shoo! Quote by...Actuallyihavenoideawhosaidthat

Here are some of Servy's names. Conchita-sama, for some reason, sometimes uses Servy as a noun and not a proper noun as he should be used.
 * Servy
 * Servy-nii (By Rose)
 * Servy-sama
 * Servy-san
 * Boss Servy-san
 * Troll Servy-san
 * Lovely Servy-san
 * Servant
 * Sexy Servy (I blame Danytaly for this.)
 * Servant of Evillious (Someone actually calls him this. I'm serious.)
 * Servy-Serv (Resi came up with this. I really need to force a second wedding between them. One day. ONE DAY.)
 * Shota
 * The Shota
 * The Psycho
 * The Derpy Len Servant
 * The Psycho Len Servant
 * The Head
 * The Admin
 * The Troll
 * Master of the Lovish Yard
 * That guy with the heart as big as Conchita-sama's right kidney
 * Mama Servy (By Evils.)
 * Great-uncle Servy (By me.)
 * My Psychotic Servant Great-Uncle (By me, obviously.)
 * Servynomania
 * Pervy
 * Mist Sheep
 * Mermaid
 * Harpy
 * Shota Harem Master
 * Ser-Ser
 * Emperor-Alkarik (His DA)

Servy makes an excellent ingredient in my dishes. I will list them all out.

1. "Editor Soup"

You will need:
 * 1 ChefGummy
 * 1 Resi head
 * 1 cup of Servy blood
 * 1 cup oranges

Mix well in an eighteen-gallon pot with a lot of water, boil well and serve.

2. "Gavel Cake"

You will need:


 * 1 gavel. Evils has a large supply of those.
 * 1 portion of every other regular cake ingredient
 * 1 Servy

Prepare as if you were making a regular cake.

3. "Gift (Servy version)"

Note that this is not a dish. It is a poison.

You will need:


 * 1 gallon general anesthetic of any kind
 * 1 Servy
 * 5 gallons water

Dissolve the Servy and the anesthetic in the water. Simmer well until the mixture is turquoise in color. Wait for the water to evaporate until only a turquoise layer of hard stuff is at the bottom. Cut the stuff into pills and get ready to poison another townful of people.

Note that in Gift, the Servy is the active ingredient. The anesthetic just eases the process.

4. "Blood Grave (Servy version)"

This is my version of the wine Blood Grave.

You will need: Mix the wine and the blood thoroughly. Bottle like you bottle regular wine.
 * 250 ml red wine, must be at least 5 years old
 * 500 ml Servy blood, must have no platelets or white blood cells
 * 1 wine bottle
 * 1 cork

My Speculations include:
 * Servy was once a Walrus until he was forced into the head position and married Resi, which is why he loves walruses so much.
 * Servy is a Shota.
 * Conchita-sama knows much more than I have realised about Servy.
 * Servy is Yandere for all his ships.
 * Servy is a type of food.
 * Servy tasted delicious served with Gammon's head and garnished with jis tiama ink.

That's all for now.

Lawful

Octofan
FIRST DAY THEY COME AND CATCH EVERYONE

SECOND DAY THEY CHAT US AND PM SOME FOR REFS

THIRD DAY THE RESIDENTS ARE ALL MARRIED AGAIN

FOURTH DAY WE WAIT AND FEAR FOR OUR FATE

FIFTH DAY THEY RETURN AND ITS ANOTHER USER'S TURN

SIXTH DAY THEIR SCREAMS WE HEAR IN OUR DREAMS

SEVENTH DAY WE TROLL AS OUT NEW PAGES ROLL

EIGHTH DAY WE BAITED AS NAMES ARE VIOLATED

NINTH DAY HE GRINS AND TROLLS HIS KIN

NOW HE DOES FEAST FOR HE'S BECOME THE BEAST OUO

Come come, MotHY Len; tell us, tell us, where you've been

Were you Evil, were you good

Chasing Elphes 'round the wood

Come, come, MotHY Len; tell us, tell us where you've been

Come, come, MotHY Len; we've a bed to put you in

It is small, it will fade

It will take you from the blade

Come, come, MotHY Len; we've a bed to put you in

Dear, dear MotHY Len sleeps the black cradle within

A golden key, an elder tree

No one knows but Len, you see

Dear, dear MotHY Len sleeps the black cradle within

Lemmings has a smallish section here that doesn't need its own header.

On the 27th of January, 2014, Servant of Evillious took a 22 minute shower. This is vital information. Carry on.

Evils has an even smaller section that also does not need its own header.

Servant of Evillious' age is speculated to be older than π itself, this is not vital information. Carry on.

Rena has an EVEN more smaller section that also does not need its own header.

Servy is actually a bear.

Trivia

 * Although I have a long username, I prefer to be referred to by a nickname (easier on your fingers); most call me "Servy" or some variation, which I'm fine with.
 * I like things to be interesting, so I'm known to troll whenever I want my fits and giggles; be wary if you are unprepared, for I will use all and everything I can against you.
 * Dissecting fan theories are a huge past time of mine; I love thriving communities and fan works are always a joy, so I encourage you to make theories and discussions even when you think they are bad.
 * The best way to communicate with me is on chat, although message walls is another appropriate venue for me.